HETASTE BANTARTIPSEN

EXCELLENT DIETING TIPS

1. If you eat something and nobody sees you eat it - it has no calories.

2. If you drink a Diet Coke with a Mars bar, then the calories of the Mars bar are cancelled out by the Diet Coke.
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3. When you eat with someone else, the calories don't count if you eat less than they do.

4. Food used for medicinal purposes doesn't count.
(e.g. Hot chocolate, Brandy, Toast and Sarah Lee Cheesecake.)

5. If you fatten up everyone else around you - you will look thinner.

6. Movie-related foods (such as Milkshakes, Buttered popcorn, Murray mints and Mars bars) do not have any extra calories because they are part of an entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.

7. Broken biscuits contain no extra calories as the kinetic energy expended whilst they are being broken results in leakage of calories (McVities's law).

8. Things licked off knives and teaspoons have no calorific value if you are in the process of making something. (e.g. Jam on a knife when making a sandwich or cream on a spoon when making a sundae.)

9. Foods of the same colour contain the same number of calories (e.g. spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate). Please note that chocolate is a universal colour and may be substituted for any othe